What I Learned This Weekend…

1. I have a natural talent at competitive eating.

2. It is actually possible projectile vomit similar to the way Linda Blair did in The Exorcist.

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Imagine this, but worse. Yes, worse. I wish I were exaggerating.

3. Apple pie tastes kinda good on the way back up. Not a whole lot, but just a little bit.

This was a good weekend.

Go home, bus. You’re drunk. This isn’t The Bronx. #mta #wut (at Bushwick/Williamsburg)

kinomatika:

i wanted to draw wonder woman so i did

(via pickpants-maemae)

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

This.

(Source: powerrangersvintage, via pickpants-maemae)

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

Really? Got nothing better to do with your time than spray paint street signs? #SMH #thatsjustsad (at The Saint Catherine)

Placing my @inovation3 pin on my camera bag because its a great symbol of creativity.

I don’t like being told what to do. I don’t have to listen to you. #rebellion #ididntpeeontheseatthough #courtesy (at Project Reach NYC)