What I Learned This Weekend…
1. I have a natural talent at competitive eating.
2. It is actually possible projectile vomit similar to the way Linda Blair did in The Exorcist.
Imagine this, but worse. Yes, worse. I wish I were exaggerating.
3. Apple pie tastes kinda good on the way back up. Not a whole lot, but just a little bit.
This was a good weekend.
Go home, bus. You’re drunk. This isn’t The Bronx. #mta #wut (at Bushwick/Williamsburg)
Really? Got nothing better to do with your time than spray paint street signs? #SMH #thatsjustsad (at The Saint Catherine)
Placing my @inovation3 pin on my camera bag because its a great symbol of creativity.
I don’t like being told what to do. I don’t have to listen to you. #rebellion #ididntpeeontheseatthough #courtesy (at Project Reach NYC)